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To Big PWW Fan, in case you're interested to know, I used the cash you sent me to join the 21K race at the Nature Valley Run. For this, I'd like to express my gratitude because I really appreciate all the lavish praise you have for this blog and your undying support. I also think that, while it can be embarrassing, it's very cool how you tell everybody how ruggedly handsome I am. Thanks, mom.